when you try your best
but you dont succeed
i won a hot dog eating contest at the park, except it turned out to not be a contest at all and i ruined a family reunion. how was your weekend?
american horror story: my life
"Bro, I’m Telling You, The Date Was Going Well, And Then She Straight Up Turned Into A Latias."
my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers